What if we all are chemicals in a beaker?
Weird title, isn't it and more weird is the timing because am not supposed to do this right now, but then it just clicked and what is a better time to record that than this...
So there is a third view involved, just now while having my burger at cafe, I got much fascinated by the driven dynamics around.
Human beings as an entity actually exhibit the same behaviour as any typical element of periodic table would do.
Some are explosive, always hyper, will boom the earth one day :P Such category I regard as Hydrogens. Ever lively , ever involved and never stable. These people suffer with a particular problem : inability to set their butt at one place for more than 2 mins(approx). They mingle up with people, all kinds, not driven by logics or complicated calculations, these people lack the back-end stuff, (have one electron after all :P) Life is simple for them. (It's like, just one neutron, just one proton and one electron, heyy just keep revolving buddy). And variations of this exist depending on the intensities of mentioned traits, you know what, we can create a neural network out of these features and allot them weights, the output will give this breed.
Ah, code aside, so in short these people are the s-block elements. Believe it or not, all unnecessary noise in your life is channelised from their terrain but then these are the very ones who bring life to desert :D
Then comes the p-block elements. I don't know how to make my abstract notions concrete about them but they are quite p like. :p
Dumb-bell structure, these people have unclear but preferences. They are driven for some particularities just like their shape suggests. So often this is a confused lot, they will do something, they are trying to achieve something but then they themselves don't know why are they doing that, it is as questionable as the inclusion of p z^2 as one of the five bow-tie like p-orbitals.
(Does that made sense?)
Anyways, so in short they are a confused lot with driven prefernces. As a friend they will prefer you as long as you help them in someway in achieving their (unclear) goals, once done, they will change their axis. Arghh.
Hmm, then comes the d block elements. Stable and serene. This is the sincere-most lot you can find ever existing on this planet Earth. Quite contended, these people have their own set of rules and morals that you can't dare question.
If you ever did, they would just engulf you in the enormity of their orbitals.
Jokes apart, these are good people, need not be interesting as well but good. Live and let live sort of. Their social circle may include one to many people, of different and unexpected sort.
Finally are the f block elements. These are actually f, like f, I won't like to use slangs on my blog, you know it is a very decent one till date. So yes, this is that kind that neither lives nor let live any one. They would pull the universe down one day. Had they been a planet they would have been like "How dare that planet rotates so fast !! I have been revolving sun for more than one year how it manages to have such speed. And just look at the size of moon it has, bahut udd raha h! Lemme project some meteorites....oooo yea!" #evilGrin
So by now you would have related and traced the inklings. It is the kind which proliferates the stuff, brings tension and stress in the terrain of tranquillity.
If no one else in the world, these people definitely need some help and mentoring to have a better living. May they get enlightened some day.
Well these just randomly went across my mind. What actually was the trigger to this thought-work of mine was associations. Being elements people exhibit philic and phobic behaviours, some have to always remain embedded in the social sphere , being five or six at a time, others prefer staying alone. And some keep switching as per their moods/needs. It is a quite interesting scenario to observe.
There exist ionic bonds, covalent bonds , coordinate bonds, what not.
Ionic when both the parties are equally important, in layman's term when bade - bade log get involved into mutual friendship, that is ionic. Covalent is much of sharing and caring sort. Friends with mutual understanding, you shelter my electron, I will shelter yours, see the amount of trust involved! :P
Then comes the coordinate bond. Sadness exists here. It is when one of the two is very much interested in having friendship but the other one just doesn't gives a ..damn. The element has even given the electron but the other one, neither sharing nor acknowledging! huh, heights but still they exist together. Compromises exist you know, the utter sad part prevalent around.
So that's all, am done. Finally a blog post. If you enjoyed this post, do let me know, if not , well you didn't get it then, work upon your sense of humour a bit, if you seriously did not get it, my bad, it is meant to be a trash.
So there is a third view involved, just now while having my burger at cafe, I got much fascinated by the driven dynamics around.
Human beings as an entity actually exhibit the same behaviour as any typical element of periodic table would do.
Some are explosive, always hyper, will boom the earth one day :P Such category I regard as Hydrogens. Ever lively , ever involved and never stable. These people suffer with a particular problem : inability to set their butt at one place for more than 2 mins(approx). They mingle up with people, all kinds, not driven by logics or complicated calculations, these people lack the back-end stuff, (have one electron after all :P) Life is simple for them. (It's like, just one neutron, just one proton and one electron, heyy just keep revolving buddy). And variations of this exist depending on the intensities of mentioned traits, you know what, we can create a neural network out of these features and allot them weights, the output will give this breed.
Ah, code aside, so in short these people are the s-block elements. Believe it or not, all unnecessary noise in your life is channelised from their terrain but then these are the very ones who bring life to desert :D
Then comes the p-block elements. I don't know how to make my abstract notions concrete about them but they are quite p like. :p
Dumb-bell structure, these people have unclear but preferences. They are driven for some particularities just like their shape suggests. So often this is a confused lot, they will do something, they are trying to achieve something but then they themselves don't know why are they doing that, it is as questionable as the inclusion of p z^2 as one of the five bow-tie like p-orbitals.
(Does that made sense?)
Anyways, so in short they are a confused lot with driven prefernces. As a friend they will prefer you as long as you help them in someway in achieving their (unclear) goals, once done, they will change their axis. Arghh.
Hmm, then comes the d block elements. Stable and serene. This is the sincere-most lot you can find ever existing on this planet Earth. Quite contended, these people have their own set of rules and morals that you can't dare question.
If you ever did, they would just engulf you in the enormity of their orbitals.
Jokes apart, these are good people, need not be interesting as well but good. Live and let live sort of. Their social circle may include one to many people, of different and unexpected sort.
Finally are the f block elements. These are actually f, like f, I won't like to use slangs on my blog, you know it is a very decent one till date. So yes, this is that kind that neither lives nor let live any one. They would pull the universe down one day. Had they been a planet they would have been like "How dare that planet rotates so fast !! I have been revolving sun for more than one year how it manages to have such speed. And just look at the size of moon it has, bahut udd raha h! Lemme project some meteorites....oooo yea!" #evilGrin
So by now you would have related and traced the inklings. It is the kind which proliferates the stuff, brings tension and stress in the terrain of tranquillity.
If no one else in the world, these people definitely need some help and mentoring to have a better living. May they get enlightened some day.
Well these just randomly went across my mind. What actually was the trigger to this thought-work of mine was associations. Being elements people exhibit philic and phobic behaviours, some have to always remain embedded in the social sphere , being five or six at a time, others prefer staying alone. And some keep switching as per their moods/needs. It is a quite interesting scenario to observe.
There exist ionic bonds, covalent bonds , coordinate bonds, what not.
Ionic when both the parties are equally important, in layman's term when bade - bade log get involved into mutual friendship, that is ionic. Covalent is much of sharing and caring sort. Friends with mutual understanding, you shelter my electron, I will shelter yours, see the amount of trust involved! :P
Then comes the coordinate bond. Sadness exists here. It is when one of the two is very much interested in having friendship but the other one just doesn't gives a ..damn. The element has even given the electron but the other one, neither sharing nor acknowledging! huh, heights but still they exist together. Compromises exist you know, the utter sad part prevalent around.
So that's all, am done. Finally a blog post. If you enjoyed this post, do let me know, if not , well you didn't get it then, work upon your sense of humour a bit, if you seriously did not get it, my bad, it is meant to be a trash.
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